Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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