A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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