Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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