Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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