after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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