Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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