Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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