i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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