i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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