I am spending my child support on dildos
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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