I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
