I never want to see another naked old woman again.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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