Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
