it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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