He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
