This girl is more easily done than said...
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
