if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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