I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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