Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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