butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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