it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
This can only be settled by a dance off.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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