Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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