You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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