she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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