Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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