I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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