We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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