Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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