Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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