he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Shame is for Republicans.
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