i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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