idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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