who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She's JV to your varsity
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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