so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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