He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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