Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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