whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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