i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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