Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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