nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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