We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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