My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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