I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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