it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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