She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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