we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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