They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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