what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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