i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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