does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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