I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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