You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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